March 5, 2020

Happy “Super Thursday,” America! Despite what Joe Biden apparently thinks, there are no primaries on “Super Thursday,” but you can celebrate Mike Bloomberg dropping out of the race by drinking a Super Big Gulp.

Better enjoy that large drink while you can, though. Just moments after the electoral defibrillator paddles resuscitated Biden’s campaign, pundits began floating the idea that Biden would not be a caretaker President so much as a President who needs a caretaker. The theory is floating around that powerful members of the Democratic Party establishment want Joe in the White House because he would be a befuddled figurehead while they actually ran everything behind the scenes (you know, like that phony image of Reagan they created, only this time for real.) Here’s Tucker Carlson outlining that scenario…

Biden didn’t help by declaring that he would put table-vaulting anti-gun fanatic “Beto” O’Rourke in charge of his gun policy. President Trump relished using the term “quid pro quo” to advance his theory that all the other candidates who’ve quit and endorsed Biden were promised something big in return, like a high-level Biden Administration appointment. Funny, I thought when the voters rejected them, they made it clear that they didn’t want those people anywhere near the levers of power. But if you looked at that crowded debate stage and thought that all of those people put together wouldn’t add up to one good President, well, elect Biden and you might find out.


Or better yet, don’t elect Biden, and we won’t have to worry about “Beto” riding roughshod over the Second Amendment, or Pete Buttigieg deciding what religious beliefs we’re allowed to express, or Mike Bloomberg being named as Czar In Charge of Telling You How Big Your Beverage Can Be. (“Your soda cup must be shorter than Mike Bloomberg to be allowed to drink it!”)

On a serious note, does anyone else find it odd that Democrats want to ban all sorts of things that people do to their own bodies, from vaping and smoking (aside from pot), to drinking large sodas, from using too much salt to eating meat…yet their go-to response to any limits on abortion is that the government can’t tell a woman what to do with her own body? Reality check: drinking a large soda is something you do to your own body. Abortion is something you do to your unborn child’s body. Guess which one is more lethal.

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  • Veronica Parrino

    03/13/2020 02:50 PM

    It's so refreshing to hear the truth!!

  • Cheryl L Weir

    03/06/2020 06:56 PM

    I love your newsletter. Keep up the good work!

  • Hal Herweck

    03/06/2020 11:46 AM

    Are you willing to put your name out there for a cabinet (possible VP)? I think it would be great! We need a Godly man in the cabinet!!!

  • Melinda Long

    03/06/2020 10:17 AM

    befuddled true and my thoughts exactly...they will put him IN and declare him unable to run the country and the VP will take over....

  • Ruth Ferraro

    03/05/2020 09:49 PM

    Wow! I love your comments - banning what we do to our own bodies vs. allowing babies to die.
    You are so "right on"!

  • Steve Strickland

    03/05/2020 07:12 PM

    Best watch Michele O...she’ll be the Trojan Horse for all these other duds, that have no clue how to lead our country, of many facets, without consulting the Clintons or blackmailing other countries for political and personal pleasures!

  • Sherri Olsen

    03/05/2020 06:41 PM

    Come on now, Huck! Surely you realize that Biden will ask Hillary to run as VP so if he wins.....he'll either 'mysteriously' be found dead or... She'll claim that Biden's mentally unable to perform the duties of Pres. Either way....she'll get what she finally wanted!!

  • marion ruth Koepke

    03/05/2020 06:08 PM

    so Biden gets elected & makes Hillary his vice-president. then when his senility takes over him she can take over the country, Yikes!!!

  • Yower Stenemy

    03/05/2020 06:05 PM

    Sure, Biden makes a few gaffes, but I refer that to being profusely LIED TO by the pathological liar currently contaminating the Oval Office!

  • Donis Hendry

    03/05/2020 05:59 PM

    What nightmare are the Dems (Obama, Nancy,etc) thinking up to run as Joe’s VP?

  • Fritz Rauschenberg

    03/05/2020 05:54 PM

    Mike, I love your column each day but they are frequently too long for me to read or it's not a top interest for me.
    So I would like to suggest this: You start each newsletter with a "Readers Digest" version so I can get the gist and make a mental note to return if time permits if it's a top interest. I am a "one man show" business owner and time is precious and I would guess there are many other followers of your newsletter who have similar time demands. I don't like to skip an article but at time I have no choice. Cheers and keep up the great work.

  • Maxine Oswalt

    03/05/2020 05:45 PM

    GOD help this world and our wonderful President Donald J Trump.
    He has more common sense than the whole Democratic party put together.

  • Pat Johnson

    03/05/2020 04:29 PM

    The demoncrats are stuuuuupid!! Don't you just love it!

  • Rodney Harvey

    03/05/2020 04:09 PM

    If the dems really want whacky Joe Biden in the Whitehouse then they will have to rig the elections like they do every year,that's just to beat Donald Trump,I really don't think the people of our great country really want old Biden in office!

  • judith jakub

    03/05/2020 04:08 PM

    To me, the DNC is fraught with communists and those "new" democrats who are angry, need to be appraised of the threat of losing their entire life control to the "government" and mind control by our illustrious leaders who doNOT give one iota of "moral values" for anyone but themselves. The ONLY thing they care about is POWER over everyone, but themselves and punish us all by allowing us to support them, on our backs and lives.

  • Michael

    03/05/2020 04:07 PM

    Joe Biden was a complete puppet under Obama. I dislike even thinking or trying to imagine the disaster it would be if Joe Biden was elected President. He wouldn't run anything, but you can bet the phony Obama's, the crooked Clinton's, sleazy Valarie Jarrett, Shifty Schiff ands long list of despicable lying Democrats would run the whole show,completely destroying our country. On second thought, every Republican, Independent, Patriot American should give the above scenario some thought. As it should scare you and give you absolutely not to go to the polls next November and reelect Trump !!

  • Lisa Chambers

    03/05/2020 03:59 PM

    Yes, the party needs to control who gets the nomination so they can control the rate at which we move to Socialism. Bernie would get us there too fast, so they would not be able to gradually get us comfortable with Socialism. Think about the frog in the boiling water analogy. If you drop a frog in boiling water, he'll jump out; but if you put him in a pot of water and heat it up, he'll stay in the pot.

  • Linda stahl

    03/05/2020 03:52 PM

    Please God may our country see thru this and vote Trump

  • Kay DeWitt

    03/05/2020 03:38 PM

    Mike, I want to thank you for helping me NOT "feel like" I was dropped from another planet because I find it so difficult to relate to this one....and what has moved me to SAY this is because, in this newsletter, you answered the unspoken question that I posed in the comment I wrote in response to your EVENING EDITION newsletter yesterday when I spoke about the reality OF Joe Biden having th beginning of Alzheimer's disease......In view OF this, I am going to copy, and paste, below that comment I wrote last night so, in case one of your readers didn't get to read it BECAUSE......the unspoken question was.... "If I speak truth in what I just wrote how can the Democrats even contemplate Joe assuming the role of President?" What I stated IN last night's comment also, I believe, CONFIRMS the truth o what you stated in this newsletter...BELOW IS THAT COPY:

    Literally seconds before I read your statement, "It was especially unfortunate that this happened right after he promised to launch a war on Alzheimer’s disease," my thought had BEEN.....upon reading you state that Joe Biden mixed up his wife and sister.... that it sounded like Joe might have the beginning of Alzheimer's disease. And I said this because my mother had Alzheimer's and SHE did the kinds of things Joe is doing!

    It is easy to not BE too concerned about these, as you referred to them, "gaffes" because they come and go so quickly that it is easy to explain them away because most of the time the person seems as "normal" as ever !.....HOWEVER...I can't help but wonder if there is ANYONE who is thinking that, just maybe, Joe's "gaffes" at least warrants looking into....

    If, in fact, Joe DOES have the beginning of Alzheimer's, by the time of election, it WILL have worsened...and maybe even noticeably so and, while I don't believe he has any chance of beating President Trump, encouraging him to keep candidating may prove to be disastrous to him...and to those who are supporting him!

  • Gary Hanna

    03/05/2020 03:31 PM

    Boy howdy Governor, you are pretty funny here today, but I really enjoyed ever word of it. I popped open the Champaign bottle when Mini Mike dropped out and I popped it open again when I saw where Pocahontas dropped out. You know Governor I have been to three (3) circuses in my life time but I never saw as many clowns as what I am seeing in DC with the Dems or the wanna be presidential people. It is really unreal of what and how the Dems are acting and reacting like these days.

  • Pat J Green

    03/05/2020 03:14 PM

    First , I didn't believe that God will bless those that bless Israel and curse those that curse Israel and President Trump has just far out stepped any President. And the Obama, Biden presidency did more to harm Israel than any ever did.
    Second, now there is nothing wrong with a president using there children in there day to day work. But Hunter Biden can't get a security clearance, he has a other than honorable discharge for dopping. The only way would be if a President pardoned him and give him an honorable discharge

  • Cathy Wentz

    03/05/2020 02:48 PM

    This is so right-on! In regards to your comment about telling people how large their beverage could be, I also can't help but think about those who are not willing to place any limits to women's ability to kill their unborn babies. Anything goes there! I also can't help but think about Senator Schumer's threats to two Supreme Court justices (we all know who) should they rule in favor of a common-sense abortion bill requiring that an abortion mill have admitting privileges at a hospital within 30 miles in case there are complications.

  • Pamela (PJ) Lofland

    03/05/2020 02:46 PM

    One of your best commentaries. They are all great..and funny..but this one is just right!

  • Kevin J. Cook

    03/05/2020 02:35 PM

    Taking that same immature inconsistent demonic democrat logic since they see a baby as a parasite on a woman’s body that can be murdered by the woman, then aren’t all people on any welfare parasites on our taxpaying body that should also be butchered and thrown down the toilet with dead babies?

  • Kathleen Kemmer

    03/05/2020 01:56 PM

    Mike, you know how much I love your commentary. It helps to give me perspective on the outrageous hatred from the left. But, today I must say, your column is much too short. I need more of your humor, words of wisdom and spiritual perspective!!! Give me more! Give us all more!
    Love! Love! Love!