On Wednesday, former Trump attorney and soon-to-be jailbird Michael Cohen testified behind closed doors before the Senate Intelligence Committee, where it was said that nothing would be off limits and that Cohen should expect to get questions “from anywhere about anything.” Wednesday, he’s testifying in a public hearing before the House Oversight Committee (chairman: Democrat Elijah Cummings), where, according to the Wall Street Journal, he plans to say that the President engaged in criminal conduct while in office, so Democrats have been busy popping the popcorn for that. Thursday, he’ll testify behind closed doors again before the House Intelligence Committee (chairman: Democrat Adam Schiff).

Remember, one of the reasons he’s heading off to prison for a three-year sentence is that he was found guilty of lying to Congress. Cohen’s mouth is known for being “home of the whopper.”

With that in mind, here’s my “just for fun” list of 20 questions for Mr. Cohen. Since two of the three hearings are chaired by a Democrat and the Republican-led hearing has already been held, most of these questions are based on the kind of thing you can expect to hear from the likes of Democrats Cummings and Schiff, just much more candidly phrased.


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QUESTIONS FOR MICHAEL COHEN:

1. What is the juiciest piece of gossip you have ever heard about President Trump? Please speak slowly for the record.

2. What is the second-juiciest piece of gossip you have ever heard about President Trump? If there are more stories, about him or Melania or anyone in his family, please relate these as well.  If nudity is involved, please provide pictures or artists' renderings.

3. What do you think about Andrew McCabe lying to investigators but getting a book deal and being interviewed on 60 MINUTES, while you go to prison? Doesn’t that make you want to say something bad about Donald Trump?  Go ahead.

4. What do you think about James Comey lying to Congress but getting a book deal and a big promotion tour, while you go to prison? Say something else bad about Donald Trump.

5. You are about to head off to prison. This may be your last chance to trash Donald Trump in every way you can think of. Would you please do this for the record? Take all the time you need.

6. Again, you are about to head off to prison –- for three years. You must have a lot of really bad feelings about the President, just as we all do, of course. Feel free to vent them all now. Yes, this is televised, but we will bleep you if necessary.

7. (From a Republican) You lied about the timeline for your discussions on the Moscow hotel project, when there was nothing criminal about those discussions for you to be covering up. That lie led to your prosecution by the special counsel. Why did you lie about that? Did you think you were helping Trump for some reason, or were you just lying because you are Michael Cohen?

8. You paid hush money to faded porn star Stormy Daniels, which we Democrats like to call a “campaign donation.” Please agree with us on that point, as you did for part of your plea deal with the special counsel, and talk some more about Stormy Daniels, using the name “Stormy Daniels” as often as you can and throwing in some heavy breathing.

9. (From a Republican)  Just wondering, do you have any idea why you were asked to give testimony before Congress –- three times this week –- when you have already been found guilty of lying during testimony before Congress?


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10. You made secret recordings of Donald Trump while serving as his attorney. That’s right –- you actually betrayed your own client. You should be ashamed of yourself, Mr. Cohen! Didn’t you know that the only people authorized to make secret recordings of Trump and his associates are FBI agents?

11. (From a Republican) Since you have no security clearance and no classified information to share, why are our questions about Russia going to be confined to closed-door hearings and not on the agenda for the public hearing? That makes no sense.  Oh, wait, that’s a question for the committee chairman!

12. You are mentioned in the Steele “dossier” 24 times, but that material has been public for a long time. Do you have more salacious and unverified information to add to it?

13. You have said you committed crimes “out of blind loyalty to Trump.” Is “blind loyalty” why you recorded him without his knowledge? Yes? Okay, we accept that.

14. Did you notice we scheduled these petty hearings to coincide with Trump’s trip to Vietnam for negotiations with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un on his nuclear arsenal, so we could pull focus from that? Pretty slick, huh?

15. Do you have any information on Trump’s financial transactions that would give us an excuse to look at his tax returns? Just anything you can come up with…anything at all.

16. You were Trump’s lawyer, Mr. Cohen. Can you think of any reason why Trump’s attorney-client privilege might apply with some of the questions we’re asking you this week? No? Us neither!

17. You lied to Congress, lied to banks, lied to the IRS, deceived and betrayed your own client...so our question to you is, can’t you help us out a little more by making up some more lies against President Trump?

18. Just curious –- when we hold impeachment hearings based on some of the stuff you said about Trump, will they let you watch it on TV in your cell? Don’t think so? Well, you’ve been so helpful to us this week, we’ll talk to the warden and see what we can do.

19. Is there anything else you can possibly think of that might embarrass Trump while he’s out of the country and weaken his position with the North Koreans?

20. You’ve done some pretty shady stuff. In fact, you were disbarred this week. Our question to you is, when you get out of prison, would you like a job with the DNC? Do you have any IT skills?

 

 

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  • James Edward Presley

    03/10/2019 01:08 AM

    This is confidential copyright (2019) James E Presley

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    Best wishes Jim Presley, 76, Fort Smith High class of ‘60, played for Broyles his first year at Arkansas, my freshman coach was Switzer who should never have coached 20-21byear olds. When we played TX in LR the Hour before the game I walked in to his room and he was having sex with a babe. It would have been the right thing to tell Broyles, a father figure, who would have run Switzer out on a rail after which he would not have morrally corrupted other young men. After my first yearI left to run my deceased (51) Dads furniture business, sending my brothers and sister to school. Returned to Unof Ark five yrs later and transferred to Harvard where thy had 23 transfer openings and 800 plus applications. Upon graduation I applied to one bus school, Stanford and amazingly got in. Became an industrial real estate developer in L.A. and was the first general oartner in the US of the largest landowner in Japan with the greatest asset values in the world. Much other things including bankruptcy but the greatest was meeting my wife of fifty years, Claire. My phone, if you want to go further down the rabbit hole is 512-643-9655. I have a a celestial assignment agreed to before I entered my Mom’s foetus, so I’m busy preparing my new body and soul.

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  • James Edward Presley

    03/01/2019 09:39 PM

    Mike if you need to talk, call me at 512-643-9655. Yes I am older than you can imagine. But we have only a few days. I dearly hope you are coming up on this tranche. It is easier this way. My ID now is Sophia Sananda. Please try to keep this private. But who gives a shit anymore? Armageddon is no longer in our timeline. The galactics are here in force. Walk in peace, dear friend.

  • James Edward Presley

    03/01/2019 09:25 PM

    Mike this facetious Q and A was brilliant. You are truly one of the Harvard Presleys from Fort Smith, Arkansas God bless you Mike, your admirer and friend always and in all things Jim Presley, Razorback football 1960 too.

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  • Vic Senefsky

    03/01/2019 02:41 PM

    Lawyers lie.......That is what they are paid to do. So who do you think is paying Cohen to lie? Soros? Buffet? Democrats in Congress?

  • Patricia Hyden

    03/01/2019 12:26 PM

    Right on. Do they think we are so blind?

  • Deena Grimsley

    03/01/2019 12:56 AM

    20 great questions! ??

    Mike Hucabee- the only news and opinions I believe... Keep up the good work.

  • joanne wolf

    02/28/2019 10:01 PM

    Great, as usual...sadly I watched the "Attorney of the Year" Award. That was yesterday. Haven't been able to eat since. Do you think I should ask for his "confidential" advice? Even sadder (if that's a word), is that people are going to believe it as if they were given a solid piece of gold for their very own...while I get even sicker...then, I remember I have to behave like the Christian that I am and pray for them all...Honestly, I think scrubbing garbage cans in 100% weather would be an "easier" chore right about now...any suggestions greatly appreciated; I've already gone through a giant bottle of "Tums." Love you and your show, Joanne Wolf

  • Carl Smith

    02/28/2019 06:12 PM

    Mr Cohen, Which cable outlet offered you the Best Deal and which publishing co will publish your story?

  • Lynn Nielsen

    02/28/2019 04:27 PM

    Hilarious!!! Except the whole Michael Cohen mess is also all very very sad for our country and pathetic. God bless our President, and our nation.

  • Eric Curtis

    02/28/2019 04:18 PM

    I read your commentary every day Mike and love how in the face of many political issues you keep it light, Democrats popping the popcorn and home of the whopper ?? thanks for your light hearted approach.

  • rodney burke

    02/28/2019 03:50 PM

    Great questions; the last one is vicious...I love it! Weasel is being nice. My Oxford thesaurus doesn't have the word Weasel in it. I wonder what a stronger word would be? ha, ha. And yes there are words about Schiff and Cummings that Jesus might not say but I think his actions would do the trick. Course we have to remind ourselves jesus is not the same as he was 2000 years ago. he now has a different role.

  • Bill Goldsby

    02/28/2019 03:37 PM

    Love these questions Governor Mike.

    My personal feelings are this, the Democrats are is the sink or swim mode! Their best contenders for 2020 Presidential Race are Adulterers, Hasbeens, Sexual Harassers and suspected felons. They have Junior members attacking Senior Citizens Members. Then their Leader in Congress is showing signs of Dementia while in the middle of speech and the introduction of bills, while their Senior members in the Senate seem to have forgotten their stances from just 5 years ago! I say it's time for term limits or at least Mental Competency Evaluations for all of them. Afterall even Grandma has to have her skillset evaluated every couple of years to see if she's capable of driving a car. They should be required to have their abilities to run our Nation tested annually!

  • Bill Goldsby

    02/28/2019 03:37 PM

    Love these questions Governor Mike.

    My personal feelings are this, the Democrats are is the sink or swim mode! Their best contenders for 2020 Presidential Race are Adulterers, Hasbeens, Sexual Harassers and suspected felons. They have Junior members attacking Senior Citizens Members. Then their Leader in Congress is showing signs of Dementia while in the middle of speech and the introduction of bills, while their Senior members in the Senate seem to have forgotten their stances from just 5 years ago! I say it's time for term limits or at least Mental Competency Evaluations for all of them. Afterall even Grandma has to have her skillset evaluated every couple of years to see if she's capable of driving a car. They should be required to have their abilities to run our Nation tested annually!

  • Bill Goldsby

    02/28/2019 03:36 PM

    Love these questions Governor Mike.

    My personal feelings are this, the Democrats are is the sink or swim mode! Their best contenders for 2020 Presidential Race are Adulterers, Hasbeens, Sexual Harassers and suspected felons. They have Junior members attacking Senior Citizens Members. Then their Leader in Congress is showing signs of Dementia while in the middle of speech and the introduction of bills, while their Senior members in the Senate seem to have forgotten their stances from just 5 years ago! I say it's time for term limits or at least Mental Competency Evaluations for all of them. Afterall even Grandma has to have her skillset evaluated every couple of years to see if she's capable of driving a car. They should be required to have their abilities to run our Nation tested annually!

  • Debra Trinchini

    02/28/2019 01:18 PM

    The 20 questions for Cohen was a lot of fun to read and also helped my understanding of all this "stuff" going on!...thank you, Gov. Huckabee; also, my husband Bill and I watch your TBN show every week; it's great! Just a tidbit here: You and I are the same age; but definitely you are way more mature (in understanding) than I am...oh well, praise the Lord anyway! Lol...Debra

  • Lillian Lucash

    02/28/2019 12:50 PM

    That was absolutly priceless. You should have been a stand up comedian. Now I know where you daughter gets it from. Bless you.

  • Amelia Little

    02/28/2019 12:36 PM

    I can imagine the outrage that democrats would have if anyone tried this kind of idiocy with a lawyer or someone close to say--obama or hilary. RACIST!!! if it was obama. MISOGYNIST!!! if it were hilary. Of course we wouldn't have to worry because the democrats would prevent such hearings. And, in the case of hilary, I would be afraid for my life if I testified to Congress or even a trial court. I wonder how msm is celebrating the brilliant hearings, I'm sure their slant would NOT impress that cohen has lied, then lied about his lies, and certainly can't be trusted to be saying anything truthful other than he was Donald Trump's lawyer. I'm sure they won't expound on lawyer-client issues and but, since he's already disbarred, cohen doesn't care. But, I don't wonder enough to actually tune in to watch--I just ate lunch and don't want to lose it. I am curious about any new and bountiful changes to his (or more likely his wife's now) bank accounts. It wouldn't surprise me if they have suddenly came in to gobs of money, but where it came from would be interesting )and we probably wouldn't be surprised at who, either!)

  • Carol MacMillan Godsey

    02/28/2019 09:18 AM

    Laugh? I think my pants will never dry!

  • Ruby Howell

    02/27/2019 11:54 PM

    All I saw in listening to this floor show was Kohan lying to speak what the Democrats wanted to here. Why did they choose this time while the President is out of the country? I also noted the one overseeing this hearing did not allow the Republicans to speak
    , but allowed Democrats to speak over their time limit even after Republicans objected. Why have they not smeared Hillary about here misdeeds while serving as Secretary of State. She did things that was a threat to our nation's security. Selling uranium to a foreign country was an act of treason. Kohan is a liar so why question him at all. All of this makes the Democrats look really stupid & willing to do anything to get President Trump out of office. President Trump is a President for the people & doesn't play the politics game.

  • Debra Ashabranner

    02/27/2019 07:49 PM

    It's a democratic circus and Pelosi is the clown. What a waste of time but that's nothing new they are always wasting time and taxpayer money who wants to vote for that in 2020?! It's apparent that house doesn't just need a good swamp drain but a massive sump pump vacuum lol. Thank you Mr Huckabee

  • Dave Heidbreder

    02/27/2019 07:48 PM

    Knowing what I know now and what I knew then, I would still vote for Trump because he was the lesser of two evils. Since becoming President, Trump has performed much better than any other president during the last forty years (in spite of his treatment by the mainstream media, Democrats and Never Trumpers). He has actually already accomplished most of what he said he would do and what he hasn't, is because he is fighting an uphill battle against the Democrats and even some in his own party! It wouldn't surprise me to hear that Cohen gets indicted for lying to Congress in this hearing!

  • Margaret Skoglund

    02/27/2019 07:05 PM

    Does it look suspicious to you that Cohen is blabbing about Pres. Trump when the Wall is going up?
    What is the wall really for? To keep out criminals? yes. To protect our people? yes. Because the American people want it? yes.
    Then why do Pelosi and company not want it? Do they want open borders? yes.
    Does California euthanize old folks?
    What does abortion, killing babies after they are born have to do with the other things?
    What do they each have in common?
    Countries without borders! Do they add up to the New World Order?
    It looks like population control.
    President Trump stands against all of this.
    Hmm?
    Is this the swamp President Trump has been talking about?
    Makes me wonder. How about you?

  • Michael Galloway

    02/27/2019 06:08 PM

    With the mostly Democrat led circus, may the dog and pony show continue again, all with trying to discredit President Trump and seeing if they can get enough to try to impeach him. With Elijah Cummings and Adam Schiff helping to lead this, that alone should speak volumes- crooked and corrupt themselves, liars and despicable Democrats that they are. And of course they have the left liberal mainstream media on their side. President Trump, a non-politician (yes, he has a past and flaws) has done more for the sake of this country than the past several decades of presidents. But the Democrats who operate best at deception, obstruction, lies, cheating and diverting attention from themselves, are front and center stage at yet another circus. I hope in the end, their attempts will backfire on them, because I hope the huge majority of Americans wake up to see what this despicable political party called the Democrats, actually represent. And nothing they do is good for America, only care about themselves. Sadly too many yet so blind and buy into their deceit!!!!

  • Jerry Korba

    02/27/2019 04:54 PM

    Can a human being have any lower morals than this piece of garbage. Just to be sure there are quite a few who fit the mold in that hearing I am making note of Cohen. The prison guards should use the three years to hose him off what a dirty guy. He fits in with that Cummings and Schiff. With leaders like those two low life it is absolutely amazing they can even dress themselves. After I listened for a few moments I asked, this Cummings is the chairman of this oversight committee he couldn't oversee a kids ant farm, also it was mentioned Tom Styler (the Trump hater may have something to do with this hearing) I wonder how they found this date to hold this hearing. I could only watch for a few moments does the public really believe these people. Jim Jordan and Mark Meadows had their minutes after they finished I had to leave must be hard to reason with that level of intellect. The two of them might as well been talking to zombies Cummings is like a zombie all he wants is something he can impeach our President with. What a beauty!!

  • Colleen Ryan

    02/27/2019 04:52 PM

    So sad, but so true. It would be great if you could ask those questions on national t.v. , just so people can hear how stupid this whole "trial" is.