(Note to Alexa from the Gov: I assume you mean Mike Bloomberg IDENTIFIES as a 5'8" man. Or maybe that's his height if you include the box he's standing on.)

From Betty:

Last evening, my husband and I were talking about the possibility that Mike Bloomberg requested a box to stand on for the debate. I asked Alexa how tall Bloomberg was, and she immediately replied 5'8". I then asked how tall President Trump was, and she replied 6'2". A few seconds later, Alexa said she found another item that I might like. She then started repeating the news item about Trump saying "the great state of Kansas" when congratulating the Chiefs on their Super Bowl win. I interrupted her and asked why she was quoting stories to trash President Trump. She said something like "I'll take note of that." We were stunned that Jeff Bezo's Alexa is providing unsolicited commentary on President Trump.

From the Gov:

Thanks, Betty. I'll take note of that! It doesn't surprise me at all. I wonder if Alexa ever volunteers news about the record-low unemployment rate or the latest lie from James Comey or Adam Schiff. I also wonder if Alexa will fit down the garbage disposal if you shove really hard.

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  • Cynthia Pacheco

    02/27/2020 12:00 PM

    Yup! No way would I get Alexa or any of her sisters. If it can comment out of the blue, what is it listening to? I can see a takeover of the country happening because of this. No way!

  • james alan randolph

    02/05/2020 01:37 PM

    And yet .... we used to worry about surveillance, eavesdropping, and loss of privacy.
    Now we pay for those intrusions ... who is the dupe in this adventure in technology?

  • Donna Thimasson

    02/05/2020 12:54 PM

    I am glad that I have NOT invested my $ in Alexa.

  • Lana Donaghe

    02/05/2020 12:35 PM

    Thankfully I don’t have that intruder Alexa in my home!

  • Lana Donaghet

    02/05/2020 12:33 PM

    Thankfully I don’t have that intruder in my home! ??????