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February 5, 2023

I might open up a store in Washington that sells waterproof suits to Democrats. They seem to be crying so uncontrollably these days, I imagine their regular jackets must be covered in tear stains. It beats me how California can have so many leftist politicians and still have a water shortage.

Within a 24-hour period, we had House Democrats like Rashida Tlaib wailing and screaming over Ilhan Omar being removed from the Foreign Relations Committee like a four-year-old who just dropped her ice cream cone down a storm drain. Meanwhile, departing Biden Chief of Staff Ron Klain gave a farewell speech that lapsed into uncontrollable sobbing. I’ve seen less emotional incontinence from people retiring after 40 years at a job.

If this is the man known as “Biden’s brain” who has really been running the country for the past two years, as rumored, it explains a lot, and we should all breathe a sigh of relief at his departure (for other reasons, too. His replacement isn’t likely to be much of an improvement, but maybe he’ll at least have more self-control.)

Side note: At one of his many sobbing breakdown points, Klain said, “I just want to say this one thing today: I learned everything I know about how to be a good father from Joe Biden.” He’d better not ever give his kids laptops for Christmas.  

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