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December 9, 2020
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“Social Justice Warriors Ruin Everything” Dept: If you ever wondered what would befall Ralphie from “A Christmas Story” if he asked Santa for a Red Ryder BB gun these days, then wonder no more.

A video went viral of a little boy asking a mall Santa for a Nerf Gun for Christmas. The woke St. Nick refused, telling him, “No, no guns.” His mom clarifies, “A NERF Gun,” but the real life Bad Santa is adamant: “Nope, not even a Nerf Gun…If your dad wants to get it for you, that’s fine, but I can’t bring it to you.” He then suggests some other toys, but the disappointed boy has already rushed back to his mother in tears after being woke-shamed by Santa.

Fortunately, this Christmas story has (spoiler alert!) the same happy ending as Ralphie’s: the boy got his Nerf Gun when the mall sent another Santa to his home to deliver a free one. As for the Santa who imposes his political views on kids, he’s been fired (no, not out of a Nerf Gun.) He can go back to the North Pole and try to organize the elves into a union.

Bonus Happy Ending: The boy got to be a guest on Stephen Crowder’s YouTube show. I like the comment by one viewer that this should inspire people to donate lots of Nerf Guns to Toys For Tots.

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  • Kim Woodrow

    12/12/2020 12:38 PM

    So, there is justice in the world after all.

  • Therese Tuckness

    12/12/2020 06:57 AM

    Sad that the bad Santa destroyed a child's heart in doing that, even though I didn't have the opportunity to believe in him either as a child.

    He didn't have to say he wouldn't bring the NERF gun. Glad you sent a different Santa to do the job, just hope the child is ok

  • Charles E Schimpf

    12/11/2020 05:51 AM

    These liberal pukes will destroy the lives of our children. I was brought up with guns,went hunting and my generation never had a problem with guns. what happened? it wasn't the gun.!

  • Ellery Rose

    12/10/2020 11:51 PM

    I actually feel sorry for the woke Santa. He was only spewing what he knew from indoctrination.
    Now the whole world knows of his mistake and he will revisit it for the rest of his life.
    I might have done the same in my young, peer influenced years.
    Blame our schools and the media.

  • Peggy Whitfield

    12/10/2020 09:56 AM

    No mall santa should shame any child, they weren't hired for their own beliefs but to put smiles on little kids faces. Glad he was fired! The child received a gun but the damage that so called santa did will remain for a long time.

  • Julia Castillo

    12/10/2020 07:38 AM

    OMG! I am so grateful that the mall store made this right with the little boy and did a number on the wicked Santa. I grew up playing cowboys and Indians with cap guns, shooting BB gus and I went deer and rabbit hunting every year that I can remember. And in my 66 years, I have not threatened or harmed anyone. I now have 7 happy grandchildren waging nerf wars in my backyard.

  • mary lawrence

    12/09/2020 09:34 PM

    Finally some sense. This FAKE SANTA had no business ruining a usual beautiful magical experience for a little boy. He caused emotional jeopardy in a child and as far as I am concerned that is child abuse. Where did he get a right to do that?

  • Dorothy Clinton

    12/09/2020 09:19 PM

    I luv this story! Personally, I think everyone should send a message to FakeBook's advertisers, if you advertise on FakeBook, we will NEVER buy your products! America should send the Zuckerberg pedophile a message he understands. You restrict our speech; we'll restrict your revenue!

  • Don James

    12/09/2020 07:48 PM

    These “woke “ ninnies need to wake up.

  • Ron Stjernholm

    12/09/2020 07:17 PM

    He deserved to be fired Santa is a very kind man