August 28, 2018

On Tuesday, Bruce Ohr is scheduled to appear behind closed doors to testify before the House Judiciary Committee as well as the House Government Reform and Oversight Committee.  Darrell Issa and the other committee members have no doubt been working day and night to comb through masses of testimony from others and the email communications between Ohr and British ex-spy Christopher Steele and have lots of questions to ask, but I have a few more that I hope they’ll ask, just for fun:

1.  Just wondering, do you ever see Attorney General Jeff Sessions around the office, or does he just stay home in his pajamas and watch Spongebob Squarepants?


2.  Given that you apparently believe Trump was in league with Russia, wouldn’t it have made more sense to you for your wife Nellie Ohr, an expert on Russia who speaks fluent Russian, to be working for a company helping Trump instead of Hillary Clinton?


3. How do you explain Hillary getting a pass for destroying subpoenaed evidence?  Oh, you weren’t aware that she did that?  No one at work ever talked about it?


4.  Nellie’s boss, Glenn Simpson of Fusion GPS, had dinner with Natalia Veselnitskaya both before and after the Trump Tower meeting.  Please enlighten us:  Did he need Nellie’s help to learn how to pronounce “Veselnitskaya”?


5.  You and Nellie have managed to keep a very low profile compared with Peter Strzok and Lisa Page at the FBI.  Do you think it’s because old married people don’t text each other nearly as often as workplace lovers do?


6.  Just about everyone you worked with at the DOJ and FBI has been fired or has resigned –- including deputy Attorney General Sally Yates, FBI Director Jim Comey,  deputy FBI director Andy McCabe, FBI head of  counterintelligence Peter Strzok and legal assistant Lisa Page  –- and you’ve been demoted and now work in another department.  Steele is out of the country.  Question:  Don’t you get lonely?


7.  When FBI Director Comey was fired, Christopher Steele wrote you to express concern about the “important firewalls” holding.  Does the DOJ need more in their budget for a new sprinkler system? 


8.  You’ve had over 70 communications with Christopher Steele, who had contracted with your wife’s employer to put together an outrageous “dossier” on Trump but was then fired.  Why so many times?  Was it because you’re endlessly fascinated and entertained by Steele’s talent for making things up?


9.  As the story goes, deputy AG Rod Rosenstein was unaware of your ties to Fusion GPS.  Did you just not tell him about that, or was Rosenstein too busy expanding the Mueller probe to listen to you?


10.  You knew that Steele’s “dossier” was being funded by the Clinton campaign and the DNC.  Considering they paid Fusion GPS a generous $1.4 million, do you think your wife was paid enough?


11.  From your notes, you and Steele were obviously trying to pass information along to “SC.”  What does “SC” stand for?  We assume “special counsel.”  But did it also mean Adam Schiff, the “shifty Congressman”?


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12.  When you and Steele (and perhaps others such as ex-CIA chief John Brennan) got together socially, what was your favorite topic of conversation?  Whether Trump should just be impeached or have his Presidency annulled?  Which did you decide?


13.  (extra credit)  When you walk into the DOJ headquarters every morning and see Lady Justice in her blindfold, do you find it difficult to keep from laughing out loud?




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  • Katherine Marron (Kathy)

    09/09/2018 03:05 PM

    Mike, I love reading everything you write, and I especially enjoy your humor. May I say in all sincerity, you are brilliant and I would have voted for you as our President. I am behind President Trump 100 percent, and love watching your daughter put reporters in their place. She is a treasure and so are you. God's richest blessings to you and yours!

    Kathy Marron

  • Silent Hammer

    08/30/2018 08:41 PM

    14. Bruce, do you hear that hissing sound? Wonder what it is? Answer: The whisper of the ax. President Trump's keeping you around for a REASON. Ever wonder what that IS? Think about it, and, sweet dreams.

  • Jean Worthington

    08/30/2018 07:51 PM

    Well done He should answer each one..I would love to hear his answers.....

  • Bill Scott

    08/30/2018 02:51 PM

    Hey Mike,
    Love your stuff, Fox interviews and such! Your 13 questions were great, a good laugh we all need.
    Tell Sarah to "hang tough" we love her work. You ever just want to go to the Press Room and punch that CNN guy right in the mouth?
    I really worry about our future and my grandchildren... the country they will inherit.
    STAY STRONG! we need your voice of reason and humor.
    Bill Scott
    Lady Lake, FL

  • Susan Nunmaker

    08/30/2018 01:28 PM

    You are fabulous! Keep’m coming! Thanks Gov!

  • Janet Burton

    08/29/2018 01:41 PM

    Wish you were on the investigating team in Congress. Wonder just how he would answer any of your questions. Thank you for putting a smile on my face.

  • Nancy Victorella

    08/29/2018 12:46 PM

    My new abbreviation. BLBL (Big Loud Belly Laugh). Useful shorty.

  • Bernadette Manning

    08/29/2018 07:53 AM

    If only these questions could be asked and answered..............truthfully. That is.........


    08/29/2018 07:45 AM


  • Teresa M Shue

    08/29/2018 06:46 AM

    thank you for that! too funny!

  • Janis Tobin

    08/28/2018 08:41 PM

    Loved the 13 questions for Bruce Orr...especially the Sessions in PJ's watching spongebob! Nice to read some humor over the daily political drama we get each day.

  • Michael Kuchman

    08/28/2018 08:21 PM

    Love the questions. I wish they could be asked

    I have always believed that a wonderful sense of humer is necessary to survive, in this world,
    You have Mike

  • william Heyer

    08/28/2018 07:44 PM

    Brilliant , Thanks for putting this together. "Just for fun" just gave me a big chuckle!

  • Dr. Linda Ruth Bass

    08/28/2018 06:51 PM

    Dear Governor Huckabee,

    I have been a fan of yours every since I was the Huckabee School of Education's Chair at Ouachita Baptist University in Arkadelphia, Arkansas. Really enjoyed my calling there.

    As I sit back and take in all that is going on politically in America, it is hard to realize that some of the Congressmen/Congresswomen have sold out. It is evident that you have not.

    It would be advantageous for those of us who are Christians, value family, respect our country, and are thankful for the Constitution to have you in the room when they have these closed-door sessions with these people. Sadly, they can opt out to not answer important questions that could lead us to solving some of the crimes that have occurred in the past few years.

    Mainstream America knows what is happening. The Liberal media and the few Liberal people have one goal: to get rid of President Trump. They have tried countless ways already, and they have not succeeded. We the People see the good that President Trump has done, even with the fierce resistance on the left.

    I want to thank you for standing up for what is right. We need more like you today.

    May God continue to bless you and your family,
    Dr. Linda Ruth Bass
    Shreveport, LA

  • Kenny Gardner

    08/28/2018 05:29 PM

    Spot on! One other question should have been asked. It is apparent by the Ohr’s attitude they deem themselves better than us. So the question would be: “ when it rains, how do you bothe keep from drowing? Do you breathe through your ears”?

  • Linda Pratt

    08/28/2018 05:03 PM

    These questions prove that brilliance grows with plain old common sense (which is not so common these days), truth, and a good sense of humor! I hope you passed your brilliance on to the "Powers that Be."

  • Samuel Deitel

    08/28/2018 04:44 PM

    You have 12 question for Bruce Ohr. I have 12 answers:
    Ohr- 1) Er
    2) Err
    3) Er
    4) Err
    " 5) Etc. You see the pattern


  • Gloria J. Ward

    08/28/2018 03:34 PM

    I am sure those questions would lighten up the atmosphire, for some anyway.

  • Marcia branca

    08/28/2018 03:18 PM

    Love !love !love !!
    all of you articles. Your intelligence and humor are so amazing.
    Please keep informing and
    educating all of us. We love you and your daughter Sarah!
    Thanks for all your hard work.

  • Richard Mader

    08/28/2018 03:15 PM

    Mike, thank you for continuing to shed light on this deplorable in justice. Hope some of the dumb down folk will read you crystal clear message.

  • Waylon Bush

    08/28/2018 02:31 PM

    This country is truly facing a crisis and Obama may still "fundamentally" change the USA. Forever. I believe the Democrats are the "socio-crats or better yet the "coup-crats".

  • Karen Neal

    08/28/2018 02:02 PM

    I just wish you were in the room to ask these questions. ??

  • Andee KLeinhans

    08/28/2018 01:47 PM

    They should have to answer these questions!
    Also concerned with the fact of the massive holdings in China re:the McConnells and just why is his wife in the position she is in..isn't this also nepotism?

  • Joseph R. Romano

    08/28/2018 01:17 PM

    Governor, you Sir are a gem!!!

  • virginia Queen

    08/28/2018 01:17 PM

    Hukabee,youareawesome !Loe yourshow on Saturday night!