March 6, 2019

See, I told you that when Hillary Clinton said she was not running for President in 2020, that would depend on what the meaning of “not” is. Apparently, she’s like her husband Bill in thinking that “no” means “maybe.”

I must confess, I was almost sorry to hear her say she wasn’t running because that would mean we wouldn’t be able to look forward a new series of wacky excuses for why she lost in 2020.  She’s already blamed her loss in 2016 on everything from a Russian conspiracy to men telling their wives how to vote.  I used to look forward to her excuses the way people do to new parody songs from Weird Al Yankovic: You never knew what either of them would come out with, but you knew it would be off-the-wall and hilarious. Unfortunately, Hillary is slipping below the Weird Al standard and seems to be grasping at straws now.

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For instance, on Sunday, she claimed she lost Wisconsin not because of her arrogant and insulting attitude toward blue collar workers or her failure even to visit there after winning the primary but because between 40,000 and 80,000 voters (who presumably all would have voted for her) “were turned away from the polls because of the color of their skin, because of their age, because of whatever excuse could be made up to stop a fellow American citizen from voting.”  That was such a transparent load of cow flop that even the Washington Post fact checker gave it “Four Pinocchios.”

Let’s hope she does run again because she really needs another loss to Trump to inspire her to come up with better, fresher, more entertaining excuses.  Something like, “My voters saw ‘2020’ on the ballot and mistook it for an eye chart” or “That racist Trump deliberately depressed the minority vote by creating so many jobs for minorities that they were too busy working to show up and vote for me.” 



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  • rodney burke

    03/07/2019 02:39 PM

    this pathetic excuse, needs to go hide someplace. Like maybe Bellevue. she has no many mental issues it isn't funny. 2 years and she can't be an adult and admit she is a failure? Really? and there is all the corruption she has engaged in and the dead bodies. This woman should be swinging from a gallows for all that and NOT running a pathetic campaign for Prez. I don't know what world she lives in but it ain't this one. Must be all those meds she's on.

  • james randolph

    03/07/2019 11:08 AM

    Hey Mike -
    Last night Tucker Carlson presented the best "HRC 2020" argument EVER!!!
    Since Russia-Trump stole the 2016 election, HRC should have won.
    Therefore, HRC should be the DNC defacto nominee.
    All other candidates should stop announcing their intentions.
    If not, then maybe the DNC never wanted HRC, she just "owned the DNC" by paying their debt...

  • Barbara Rush

    03/06/2019 07:36 PM

    What's worse, letting your husband tell you how to vote, or letting Hillary tell you how to vote? It's not the 1970s and we are way past the "woman card" Hillary tried to use to win the game. Women don't think in terms of choosing which candidate is the woman to decide how to vote. Believe it or not, we are capable of analyzing the issues and candidates' positions on them. Hillary is so self-absorbed she can't see how awful she is. She will always lose.

  • Jim Blanchard

    03/06/2019 07:03 PM

    Thank You Mike!! Keep up the good work! I wish you had more influence with the President and he would come across with the honest common sense as you do, without the posturing and Ego!

  • Dena Damron

    03/06/2019 01:39 PM

    Thank you Sir for all you are doing for keeping our country safe! I turned away from the Democratic Party just a couple of years ago and became an avid Republican. I was busy working, and truthfully, just not paying attention to politics. I grew up in a Democratic family (think J. F. Kennedy era) and just remained in the party. I'm so ashamed of how low the Democrats have let themselves become, not to mention how the states of Michigan, Minnesota, and New York elected such evil people, and who are now considered the "young faces of the Democratic Party". I won't even go into Pelosi and Schumer. Just pure evil. I would love to be considered of the "Polling" process for FOX News. Do you know the process of how I can be considered for future polling purposes? Once again, thank you Sir! P.S. Love, love, love your Sarah! Best spokesperson ever!!

  • Kristin J Mallory

    03/06/2019 01:31 PM

    Right on!

  • Kara. Randall

    03/06/2019 01:18 PM

    She is waiting for Michelle Obama to announce that she's running..