Laura Ainsworth: "'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE 'MUELLER'"

April 18, 2019

‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE “MUELLER”

 

‘Twas the Night before “Mueller”

And all through D.C.

They waited to hear from

Bill Barr, the AG

 

The probe has gone on

For a couple of years

And if it finds nothing

They’ll all be in tears

 

They won’t believe Barr

Not a word that he says

They’ll trash him and say

He’s protecting the Prez

 

Those lame late-night comics

With unfunny jokes

Will never let go of

The “Trump/Russia” hoax

 

Those so-called reporters

Who leaked and who lied

Will never admit

That the government SPIED

 

The people who think of

Themselves as “progressive”

Are crazy, deluded

And downright obsessive

 

The members of Congress

Who live to impeach him,

With legions of lawyers,

They simply can’t reach him

 

On Nadler! On Waters!

On ALL you Trump-haters

Spend MORE time on lawyers

And investigators

 

You have to pursue it

To hold down the lid

On all the lawbreaking

That HILLARY did

 

You have to distract

From our own DOJ

And how it misused

A corrupt “dossier”

 

But WE know the truth

(That’s why YOU must be terrified):

None of the “evidence”

Ever was verified

 

So, HOW did this start

And how high did it go?

As high as Obama?

Just what did HE know?

 

I’ll bet we find out

That Obama was in on it

(Friendly reporters

Will put the right spin on it)

 

You wanted to win

So you broke all the rules

And STILL Clinton lost

Boy, do YOU look like fools

 

It’s YOU who "colluded"

We know that it’s true

It’s time to be turning

The tables on YOU

 

So grab you some coffee

(Perhaps some Immodium)

It’s almost nine-thirty ---

There’s Barr at the podium!

 

https://thehill.com/opinion/white-house/439234-ten-post-mueller-questions-that-could-turn-the-tables-on-russia-collusion

 

 

 

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  • Suzanne Russell

    04/20/2019 03:38 PM

    I love it! So factual and correct! It says it all.

  • Victoria DeLacy

    04/19/2019 01:53 PM

    Great poem! I heard Senator Lindsay Graham is about to conduct a comprehensive counter investigation on crooked Hillary...now THAT should get to the bottom of who was guilty of malfeasance here! Go for it, Graham!

  • Amelia Little

    04/19/2019 01:05 PM

    I think they all knew the outcome of the investigation--after all, anything found would have been leaked and pounced on IMMEDIATELY. They are all up in arms because there is an AG who can't be bought, can't be cowed by threats, and he REFUSED to recuse himself. You know, so the deputy AG would be in charge, and they certainly expected (and probably rightly so) that rosenstein would put the most negative spin on the report they could come up with.

    Love the poem, by the way!!! Love to read your columns.

  • Pam Ecrement

    04/19/2019 12:09 PM

    Love this!! Spot on!!

  • Carla A Snook

    04/19/2019 12:02 PM

    LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am gonna re-post.

  • Vickie Fiorentino

    04/19/2019 11:56 AM

    Love it!

  • Lauri Norris

    04/19/2019 08:45 AM

    Love it!

  • JoanKey

    04/18/2019 09:07 PM

    Love it! So funny & spot on!! Hahahehehe

  • Patricia McMahon

    04/18/2019 07:13 PM

    Fantastic! What a great poem and a 'poke in the democrat's eye'. They worked for it, they earned it, and no one's going to deprive them of it! Well done!

  • Nelda White

    04/18/2019 06:05 PM

    I loved the poem and it was so true. Thank you. You are so talented.

  • Evang Roger Culwell

    04/18/2019 04:29 PM

    good one, now the tables need to turn, and get the real crooks, for slander, for destroying peoples lives, when the wrong was done by the Dems all the way, everything they accused Mr. Trump of they really did, now some one charge them for it please, there not above the Law.

  • Robert McFate

    04/18/2019 04:13 PM

    Just what are these clowns going to do when the arrest for conspiracy to overthrow a dully elected president start to come down? In my book that is called treason!

  • Paul T. Kern

    04/18/2019 04:08 PM

    I have seen the MSM comments already. Like reading a HuffPost fake news report. So much taken out of context and much read one, like today's Christ haters do with the Bible.

  • rodney burke

    04/18/2019 02:51 PM

    Kudos to her. What a poem. peppered with facts that rhyme. That is some piece of writing. No fiction, no innuendo, just like it is. Wow. that is REAL journalism.

  • Joe

    04/18/2019 02:23 PM

    That is a good one. Might I suggest that Laura is asked to write the narrative for a Trump 2020 ad that highlights the hypocrisy of nadler, pelosi as well as the left in general.

  • Carol MacMillan Godsey

    04/18/2019 02:14 PM

    Spot on, Laura - time for the Dems to get out the Depends - they're going to need them!

  • LORI ANN REGO

    04/18/2019 02:08 PM

    LAURA AINSWORTH'S POEM T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE MUELLER WAS EXCELLANT. SHE DID A GREAT JOB. GOD GAVE HER THE GIFT OF BEING A POET & COMEDIANNE.

  • Greta Lorworth

    04/18/2019 01:14 PM

    Good one!!

  • Kendra Strecker

    04/18/2019 12:26 PM

    LOVE IT LAURA!!! NO TRUER WORDS HAVE BEEN SPOKEN!!!

  • Rhonda Fulghum

    04/18/2019 12:20 PM

    This poetry is awsome! Although I don't believe anything will every happen to the real collusion masters (Demoncrats) it is nice to finally have this small morcel documented on paper.

  • Phil Wood

    04/18/2019 12:14 PM

    LOL!!!!!

  • Ruth Lilley

    04/18/2019 11:46 AM

    I HAVE BEEN SMILEING SINCE I READ IT...WE KNEW BETTER THAN HE DEMS TRUMP WAS INNOCENT FROM THE BEGINNING