June 27, 2018

On Wednesday, former FBI agent Peter Strzok, the lead investigator for both the Trump/Russia probe and the Hillary Clinton email “matter,” will be questioned behind closed doors by the House Judiciary and House Oversight and Government Reform Committees.  His attorney, Aitan Goelman, has said he will not plead the Fifth and is willing to testify without an immunity deal, though he was subpoenaed for this testimony.  Goelman says his client “thinks that his position, character and actions have all been misrepresented and caricatured and he wants an opportunity to remedy that.”


According to attorney Joe diGenova, Strzok will try to do that by lying his backside off.  Gosh, I wonder if Strzok really will “pull a Bill Clinton”!


President Trump texted that Strzok is a “fraud” and that he should be questioned live on TV.  We’ll have to wait a while for that; a public hearing will reportedly be held sometime in the next few weeks.  In the meantime, in my eternal quest to be as helpful as possible, here are my “just for fun” questions for the committees to ask him now:


1.  On June 6, 2016, you were one of the officials who changed the language of Comey’s statement in the Hillary case from “grossly negligent,” which is criminal, to “extremely careless,” which could be something like not looking when you’re going down the stairs.  Hillary falls down the stairs a LOT –- is that what you meant?


2.  The day after the Trump/Russia investigation officially started, you flew to London.  Did you meet with Christopher Steele or other operatives, or did you just need a little break from all the dedicated anti-Trump work that had already been going on for months?



3.  Did you personally assign the “confidential informants” (SPIES) to investigate the Trump campaign people, and when did this happen?  And did you call them spies?  Come on, you know you did. 


4.  Did American taxpayers fly you first-class to London and also end up paying for George Papadopoulos’s bar tab?


5.  You said, “Now I need to fix it and finish it.”  Did you mean “fix” as in, “the fix is in”?


6.  How many informants in the Trump campaign did you have?  Is that more or fewer that than the number of people you had to carry out Lynch’s instructions to cover for Hillary?  (NOTE:  As reported in National Review, the part about Lynch wanting cover for Hillary is buried in the IG report, part of Comey’s testimony.)


7.  How did you like your work in Human Resources?  With this kind of experience and your vicious anti-Trump bias, you might be able to find work at a big company like Google.


8.  How do you really pronounce your name?  We were all just wondering.


9.  You and former CIA Director John Brennan have a lot in common --- for example, you both hate Trump.  Have you thought about going into business together, like those guys who formed Fusion GPS?


10.  After all the hard work you did to try to get Hillary into the White House, does it bug you that she goes around blaming the FBI for keeping her out?


11.  How did you get to lead both investigations?  Did your department have a contest to see who hated Trump the most? 


12.  That talk about the “insurance policy” --- was that just you boning up for your dream job in HR?


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13.  Why did you like Hillary?  Was it because you thought that with her particular skills and personality traits, she had a lot to teach the FBI about secrecy? 


14.  If you owned a chicken restaurant, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders came in with her family, would you serve them?


15.  While you were on the Mueller team, what was your official job?  Did you coordinate the daily “Two Minutes Hate”?


16.  The IG did not conclude that your actions affected the outcome of the Hillary investigation.  Is that because you and Lisa Page were too busy texting each other hateful messages to actually get anything done?


17.  You finally lost your security clearance a few days ago.  While you were still working at the FBI in HR, how much of your day was spent looking at classified material while you still had the chance?


18.  Are you still collecting a paycheck from the FBI?  Whatever for?


19.  Once you’re completely out of the FBI, do you think you might follow in the footsteps of Christopher Steele and freelance for the Trump opposition?


20.  Which should we believe:  the text messages you thought no one but Lisa would ever see, or the carefully crafted lines you’re handing us today with your lawyer present?



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  • Lester Bates

    06/29/2018 11:37 PM

    Love your questions Governor. Keep up the fight. You have raised a wonderful daughter.

  • Hogan Cooper

    06/29/2018 12:29 PM

    Enjoyed reading your question list. Keep up the good work.

  • michael j eberhart

    06/28/2018 03:03 PM

    i'm glad you still have a great sense of humor after being a politician and the father of trumps spokesperson

  • Randy Butler

    06/28/2018 02:46 PM

    Gov. Huckabee, When will our elected officials in WashingtonDC stand up to the DC ELITIST BUREAUCRATS. The CONGRESS is scared because of the PUBLIC SERVICE UNION MEMBERSHIP. Lois Learner was the first to stonewall and actually do what regular folks would call illegal. AG ROD ROSENSTEIN and PETER STROZCK. The DEEP STATE SWAMP is no Joke. I do not want my Tax Dollars paying for their PAYROLL anymore. I have asked my Congressman and it is so obvious that they are scared to take the UNION on because of VOTES every 2 yrs and 6 yrs.

  • Randy Butler

    06/28/2018 01:47 PM

    Gov. Huckabee, When will our elected officials in WashingtonDC stand up to the DC ELITIST BUREAUCRATS. The CONGRESS is scared because of the PUBLIC SERVICE UNION MEMBERSHIP. Lois Learner was the first to stonewall and actually do what regular folks would call illegal. AG ROD ROSENSTEIN and PETER STROZCK. The DEEP STATE SWAMP is no Joke. I do not want my Tax Dollars paying for their PAYROLL anymore. I have asked my Congressman and it is so obvious that they are scared to take the UNION on because of VOTES every 2 yrs and 6 yrs.

  • Ag

    06/28/2018 01:31 PM

    GovH. You are awesome ! Yes, Irealizeyourquestionsweretongueincheeckvutstilltheywereahoot! Plleasekeepthemcoming

  • Karla Miller

    06/28/2018 11:01 AM

    We enjoy reading your commentaries. Thank you!

  • Phil Shea

    06/28/2018 10:43 AM

    Is there a movement in Congress to reprimand Maxine Waters or hopefully toss her out and have a special election to replace her.

  • Johnny Eissens

    06/28/2018 09:27 AM

    Thanks, Mike. Loved your comments except one minor but still significant change (IMO). Number 10... I would change the word “Hillary” to “the Clintons” and add the word “back” as in... work you did to try to get the Clintons back into the White House. Thanks again for your work on behalf of all of us.

  • Judy canup

    06/27/2018 07:58 PM

    Great article!

  • Josef Tyler Fincher

    06/27/2018 06:52 PM

    Gov. Huckabee,

    Please understand that the "fix... finish" text message was about F3 TARGETING METHODOLOGY. F3 is an abbreviation for "Find/Fix/Finish," which is the methodology used to target high value individuals (often for tue purpose of influencing public perception) in counter-terror operations. I am a retired member of the United States Special Operations Command and held a top secret security clearance. All of the well-meaning Republicans in Washington continue to misinterpret this! Please let America know. Targeting operations are entirely different than legal investigation methods. STRZOK WAS REFERENCING "F3" TARGETING METHODOLOGY IN HIS TEXT, not "putting in a fix." A simple word frequency analysis of the words "fix" and "finish" used concurrently in the same sentence will serve as proof of what I am claiming here. This is much worse than "putting in a fix" and F3 targeting operations are completely ILLEGAL to undertake against US citizens under normal circumstances. PLEASE GET THIS OUT.

    Thanks for all you have done and continue to do in support of conservative Christltian American values! God bless you and your family.

    Very respectfully,
    Josef Tyler Fincher
    US Army, Retired
    Alabama Licensed Private Investigator

  • susan benham

    06/27/2018 04:47 PM

    Sir, your comments were dry, funny and sad to say: to the point! How an official can head investigations while showing such poor common sense is frankly unbelievable. If this were a novel the story line would be dismissed as contrived. Who is running the FBI? What happened that a man like this rose through the ranks? World-wide, they (the FBI) were thought to be professional, intelligent and discreet. James Comey and now this man has done more to damage the institution of the FBI than any and every other director/agent combined. Your commentary and "questions" help keep them honest, thank you!

  • rodney burke

    06/27/2018 04:07 PM

    H-m-m I nominate you and Joe Di Genova to be the primary interrogators of this creep. and when he gets in open session. rip him to shreds. yes, I have a feeling he will come off arrogant and condescending. time for him to be taken down about 5 notches. He needs merciless pounding for hours. and everything released. This is almost a criminal in chief. he has his fingers in FAR too many pies to be innocent. i nominate someone to call him a liar when he lies and MAKE him tell the truth.

  • Janice Butler

    06/27/2018 03:29 PM

    Personally, I believe every one of those hooligans should all be grilled in public & not behind closed doors. Great commentary as always Governor!

  • Nan Wysock

    06/27/2018 01:33 PM

    I love your columns, this one especially. Your humor while presenting truth is delightful. These 20 questions are hilarious, but to the point. They highlight the terrible actions and behavior while the readers roll on the floor! Thank you so much for all that you do to keep us informed and happily amused at the same time. Your humor helps some of the truths that you give us to digest go down a little easier. I only wish things were not as they are right now, but I believe that God is in control and we will be just fine in the end. God bless you and your family, especially your long-suffering and abused (by the press) daughter, Sarah.

  • Wesley Bruce

    06/27/2018 01:07 PM

    You missed a question. Were other campaigns surveilled? If so which and when did you start?

  • Kim Yochum

    06/27/2018 12:27 PM

    I love you Mike. We must be related because I agree, applaud and sometimes laugh out loud reading your articles and watching your TV show. Love these questions. Would love to see the answers....will have to wait to hear it from you I am sure!

  • Susan Martin

    06/27/2018 12:21 PM

    Governor I just love ,love this artilcle.I laughed my butt off.Thanks /

  • Zofia Dunian

    06/27/2018 12:11 PM

    Love the questions. I’d ask him also about his IQ level since he left such an abundance of digital fingerprints of his deep political bias and extramarital affair.

  • Joy Polo

    06/27/2018 11:33 AM

    Wit & wisdom you have in spades, Mr. Huckabee! I'd pay good money to see you and Trey Gowdy tag team interrogate this guy on live TV!

  • David Colonna

    06/27/2018 11:22 AM

    When can we see all of the Obama, Hillary and our other Liberal crooks prosecuted for what all Americans should see as the worse ever corruption or makes Watergate look like a misdemeanor.


    06/27/2018 11:17 AM


  • Joseph Trokey

    06/27/2018 11:02 AM

    People like Strzok may very well get away with what they are doing down here. They have a lot of people just as, if not more, corrupted than he is. They are full of pride and self importance. They have prideful ambitions. They either don't know or don't care about God and His word. One day they will stand before THE judge and what they see then is not going to be pretty and they won't be able to lie their way out of it. I really feel sorry for them if they get to that point without first trusting Jesus as Savior. Some may tell me I am judging and I don't know if they have the faith. Well, the fact is I don't know, but I will say this. There is nothing there to make me think differently. I pray not only for men like Strzok, but also for all who believe they have any real power in Washington, D.C. What is happening right now is what God is allowing and there will be a time when God will call an end to it. Pride will eventually ruin them all.

  • Phyllis Mullins

    06/27/2018 10:44 AM

    Where was the liberal outrage when the restaurant owner refused to serve your daughter? Not only that, but asked her to leave. Where was the ACLU? I guess it's ok to refuse to serve someone for political reasons but not for religious reasons. Hypocritics.

  • jim leighton

    06/27/2018 10:38 AM

    I love the questions. And Trump