This is perplexing. We’ve just had four nights of Democrats lecturing us about the evils of voter suppression, and now, they’ve just succeeded in getting Green Party candidates kicked off the ballot in Montana. I guess they meant, "Don't suppress OUR voters." The Green Party candidates should take a cue from Stacey Abrams and just declare themselves the winners anyway.
"THREATS OF VIOLENCE"
The most “blue state” headline of 2020 so far, courtesy of Black Lives Matter activists in Hugo, Minnesota:
“Unity Event Canceled Due to Threats of Violence”
"ELECTION PROBLEMS ARE A MYTH" UPDATE
“Election officials cited “appalling” and “concerning” problems with the primary election after 72% of absentee voting precincts in Detroit showed mismatched numbers of voters and ballots.
FINALLY LEARNING HOW LIFE WORKS
Antifa and BLM radicals posted a video begging people to stop posting videos of them rioting and breaking laws online because (surprise) it’s causing them to get arrested and ruining their lives. Boo-hoo!
This is a perfect example of being "educated beyond your intelligence." News flash: When you decided to riot and break laws and call it “justice,” you made the choice to ruin your lives. The videos showing you in the act just help real justice arrive faster.
JOHN KERRY LECTURES TRUMP...KERRY!
David Harsanyi at the New York Post goes into some detail about why John Kerry lecturing Trump that his foreign policy is a failure took about as much gall as Kerry telling Trump that he’s using too much Botox.
SHE IS SO SPECIAL
Say, remember when Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot defended her right to get her hair done when everyone else was banned from going to hair salons because as the public face of the city, she’s a special person whose appearance is more important than the average Chicago citizen? Well, she’s now decided that the safety of herself and her family is more important than the safety of the average Chicago citizen, so she’s banned “protesters” from the block where she lives but not from the blocks where anyone else lives.
Her fellow Democrats need to explain to her that there's nothing to fear; those are “peaceful protesters.”
STOP THE PRESSES
Stop the Presses! Merrill Mathews of the Institute for Policy Innovation just did what nobody in the mainstream media would ever do for fear of being excommunicated for blasphemy. He fact-checked Michelle Obama’s DNC Convention speech! No, I mean he REALLY fact-checked it!
APPALLED IN MANHATTAN
Wealthy uber-liberals on New York City’s Upper West Side are suddenly appalled that the socialist Dinkins protégé they voted into the Mayor’s office has brought back the filth, crime, drugs and homelessness of the Dinkins era. I guess they assumed that safe, clean, efficient cities ran themselves. Since they can no longer call on the cops, thanks to DeBlasio’s brilliant plan to defund and dismantle the police force in the face of surging crime and civil unrest, they’re doing what wealthy liberals always do: they’ve hired a top dollar lawyer. I assume they plan to sue over the outrageous injustice of expecting wealthy liberals to suffer the consequences of their own misguided votes. Those consequences are only supposed to be inflicted on other people!