Donald Trump, Jr., an avid camper and hunter, took off alone –- as in, without his Secret Service detail –- to the Yukon to hunt moose with a bow and arrow. A determined New York Times reporter tracked him down. Lo and behold, it turns out he was really hiding out in an underground lair at the North Pole, far beneath the ice, passing top-level state secrets to Russian agents wearing monocles and petting white Persian cats.
Okay, I made that last part up. (You knew that, didn’t you?) He really was bow-hunting. But GQ writer Jack Moore is very concerned about those hypothetical Russian spies. Here’s what he wrote: “It’s not the best look for a major advisor to and son of the President who is the subject of a serious investigation into possible international espionage to get rid of the government agents who are around him all the time, for a couple of weeks during that investigation.”
Sheesh. Yes, the President’s son might want to be more careful about his personal security, even in a remote place with more moose than people. But it’s this kind of thing that probably made him want to get away from it all in the first place.
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