Mike Huckabee

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who looks as if she’s never been out of a metro area in her life, suggested that we should do away with eating beef because the methane gas that cattle…uh, “expel”…harms the environment. So some people who actually know something about agriculture examined the problem. They discovered that adding a small amount of seaweed to cattle feed reduced cow methane emissions by up to 82%. Let’s celebrate! Pass me a cheeseburger! And some seaweed!

Say, I wonder if adding a little seaweed to the food at the Congressional cafeteria would cut the emissions of toxic gas from our political figures?